
Russian sonographer: Take off clothes and put on gown.
Me: I'd like to try an external sonogram.
RS: Too early. It no work.
Me: Let's try it.
RS: Why you no want internal?
Me: Because it is more invasive.
RS: It not invasive.
Me: Are you going to stick that thing into my vagina? I'd call that invasive.
Long story short, she did an external and look, it worked just fine. If you believe her that that blob is a mini-baby.