Parenting scoreboard

The boys are 14 months old. I think it's time for a look at our handle on parenthood, by the numbers: 

Distinct vaccination shots administered: 28
Sick visits to pediatrician: 1
Pediatric ER visits: 1
Poison Control Center calls: 2
Minor electric shocks: 1 (known)
Child Protective Services hotline reports taken: 0
Instances of bleeding from the mouth: 3 (approximately)
Falls down stairs: 2
Cloth diapers in rotation (washed every other night): 30
Words in Beckett's spoken vocabulary: 5 (cat, dog, dada, mama, baboon)
Sounds in Beckett's spoken vocabulary: 3 (quack, ruff, sssss, vroom)
Words in Theo's spoken vocabulary: 3 (dada, mama, dah--meaning everything else)
Age at first steps: 11 months (Theo); 11.9 months (Beckett)
Teeth: 20 (10 each)
Prescriptions filled for babies: 2 (nystatin for Beckett, antibiotics for Theo)
Nursings per day: 6 (3 each)
Hours slept per night: 12 (babies) 7+ (Mama and Daddy Lovebo)
Hours slept per nap: 1.5-3.5 (babies) 1 (Mama)
Pounds gained/lost since birth: +34 (babies) -60 (Mama)
Hospitalizations of Mama Lovebo prior to or after 2011: 0
Hospitalizations of Mama Lovebo in 2011: 5
Scars obtained by Mama Lovebo since April 2011: 4 (blood blister; c-section; thyroidectomy; cat scratch/contact dermatitis)